Hex the Moon

Reading about how some young witches on TikTok had announced their intent to “hex the moon” for some reason (and also the fae, and the sun, I guess?), I couldn’t stop imagining how Daniel Faust would react to that news. Which, as it sometimes does, became a piece of random fiction. It had to be done. In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Happy Monday, y’all.